Thanks Mary for saving me $241 on Taobao.
LOL!!!
Mary, perhaps you are the perfect person to help me in my latest venture. Looking at your ‘services’ I see you have a wide and varied skill set, and are clearly goal orientated. And so to my proposal…
I’ve noticed a deep shortfall in the crack cocaine market in Chengdu, so I need you to penetrate the widest demographic possible in the shortest time. You clearly have Taobao skills if you can buy $500 coats for half price, and to my knowledge no one is yet selling crack on Taobao. We can be the market leader tomorrow. I see that you have teaching smarts, and I’m looking to broaden my customer base, so we could start a direct line to young children up to the ages of 12 (or older), including any babies you might be babysitting. Translation and Calligraphy would be useful for mediation between cartel, and we will need crack houses so apartment hunting is a must. You will be able to put your sales acumen to task and realise large profits almost immediately, with a guaranteed repeat revenue stream.
Let’s do this.